I have a friend who felt the need to specify to one of her roommates the difference between "borrowing" and "stealing." Including quoting a dictionary. Both parties were soon fuming. Heather has a theasaurus because she strikes me as the kind of person who would use one for the entirely wrong reason ("hey, this synonym I don't actually know the meaning of will make me sound more academic if I stick it in my paper!"), and she doesn't quite get that that won't replace a dictionary.
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